Domingos and my British visas expire in June next year and this upcoming date has sent us into a frenzy of life analysis. Stacking up the pros and cons of residing in London and measuring up our satisfaction levels in the areas of work, city, social and culture, we are hoping our next step will be crystal clear after mapping it all out. Essentially, it’s been three years. Well? What did we get?

Firstly, the living standards. Currently we are living in a flat that is smaller than my parents’ ensuite bathroom. To be fair, my parents live in the suburbs and their bathroom is exceptionally large, but the whole idea of living in a flat the size of a space that my parents use for their personal ablutions certainly puts a perspective on things. Possibly more upsetting than the size issue is that my parents’ bathroom has nicer finishing and more light than our flat. In addition to this we find ourselves in the sorry domestic plights that are de rigeur in this city: separate hot and cold water taps, limescale, slanted floors and single-glazed windows that do not block out sound nor cold. In the words of our Brazilian friend Marcos, “the standard of your living conditions here is subhuman.” YIKES, Marcos.  Such words from a man who is living in a developing country where around twenty percent of the population is living in favelas, is a real eye-opener. Makes those favelas sound pretty good right about now. At least they have better weather and a great view! And they wouldn’t have a fraction of the rent we pay.

Secondly, the jobs. We’re both working at well-known companies. We are employed. Ok, so that’s a pro. But that’s about it. Not earning a lot of money, and no room to grow. That would be a con. So those cancel each other out.

Thirdly, the city. Seeing as we are constantly passing through any of the five airports here to fly away from London, this one is clearly a con.

Fourth, the social aspect. This used to be a pro. But as we have seen our expat community dwindle away over the past three years, I would have to say this is slowly becoming a con.

Fifth, the culture. I’d have to say a con. Judging by the absence of any Brits in our circle of friends, I think it is safe to say we don’t like British culture.

Hmmm. Doesn’t look like we will be renewing those visas.